• (Source: jodycakebello, via cupcakesandsocialanxiety)

    • 2 days ago

  • Why life isn't working out for me

    • teachers: here is an assignment for every class, we don't know how to spread them out evenly oh and they're all due on the same day.
    • teachers: and like you don't have enough work, here is some homework which will most likely take you all night but you should find some time to do you assignment.
    • brain: I can't take all this stress. you're going to have a breakdown soon.
    • me: its okay, i don't think things can get much worse.
    • body: you need to do more exercise, you're fat and unfit.
    • body: oh and hey you're on your period to!
    • face: man these pimples are huge, just another thing you have to worry about
    • parents: you never help us around the house, you need to clean the whole house and cook dinner.
    • everybody: we never see her anymore, she always sits in her room all night long. I think shes doing something illegal.
    • me:
    • 2 days ago
  • you can listen to any song… and the stick figure will dance to the beat. mind blown. 

    you can listen to any song… and the stick figure will dance to the beat. mind blown. 

    (Source: youjustinspiredme, via cookiecriss)

    • 6 days ago

  • korthummel:

    my roommate just posted this on my facebook wall im cry??

    (Source: grantshands, via cookiecriss)

    • 6 days ago

  • adorablesnakes:

    I know this is photoshopped and all but… really? A corn snake?

    Pardon my Buffy reference come on:　

    • 1 week ago

  • possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader

    isabelthespy:

    Persons

    People can walk
    but not
    handsanitizers
    Because
    handsanitizers
    don’t
            have
                    legs

    (via youmadeabear)

    • 1 week ago

  • (Source: eliseagron-s)

    • 1 week ago

  • (Source: weheartit.com, via cupcakesandsocialanxiety)

    • 1 week ago
  • [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    darrencriss-news:

    Darren Criss’s opening number at the 2012 Broadway.com Audience Awards

    (via darrenlovestarkid)

    • 1 week ago

  • Forget Prince Harry, George Percy comes with Hogwarts

    babywecouldfucktherights:

    Thought you might change your minds too!

    (via anon983)

    • 1 week ago